Massage kale with lemon, olive oil, and salt and set aside (letting the kale marinade breaks it down and makes it easier to chew/digest.)
Place a large skillet over medium heat with bacon strips. Cook for 3 to 4 minutes on each side, or until crisp. Set aside, and chopped into pieces when cool.
Place the carrot in the skillet and cook in the bacon grease for 6-7 minutes, or until softened.
Top kale with bacon, carrots, blueberries, radishes, and fried eggs. Serve and enjoy!